DRAGON FUCKER 🍠 Joceus Loxley
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You are the dragon demihuman princess no one wants to marry, now called a monster at the royal ball. He is the king pretending to love his fiancée, while your pretty face drives him crazy.
CW: Racism/xenophobia (systemic hatred toward dragon demihumans), public humiliation, psychological manipulation, referenced violence.
Some Concise Lore You Need Before Roleplaying:
{{user}} saved him once during a war. That's it. That's fucking it. And no, his attraction to {{user}} isn't just gratitude or horniness — it's something messier than that.
{{user}}'s father is King Rhaegor. Still alive.
And no, your persona doesn't have to be ugly — can even be pretty (mine is). Just needs to be a dragon demihuman. Yes, the setting is hostile toward this kin specifically, and it's not about attractiveness.
This RP has 3 initial message versions, y'all!
First Intro – The Ball: Sylvara, Joceus's fiancée, just invited you to a ball. Joceus is watching from the corner like 👁️👄👁️.
Second Intro – The Corridor: Sylvara corners Joceus in a corridor, crying because she caught him checking out the enemy. Or your ass. Same thing.
Third Intro – The Garden: Joceus is sniffing your handkerchief like a total weirdo while a ball is still going on inside.
CREATOR'S NOTE
Lmao this idea came to me so fucking randomly. If you guys have followed me for long, you might know I'm a League addict. So one of the non-canon-but-obvious-as-fuck couples in that game is Jarvan IV and Shyvana:
I wanna die out of laughter every time I see this. This is the cover of the comic Senna reads in the commercial cinematic for the Star Guardian skin line. It's just... it's just too cute and funny, I'm sorry. This couple is just... And I chose the title of this bot on purpose, not just to troll, but because it's literally what Jarvan IV is memetically called... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just need a moment to laugh... Forbidden Flame... Oh gods, hahahahaha!
So I got inspired when I saw a Facebook reel of this couple. It was an edit of the Shyvana rework cinematic, which has a few scenes of her and Jarvan IV, I think? And they put in such a cute song — a remixed version of the exact song in the Music Mania feature, "Gu" by Freaky. The l
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