Angelo ┃ Awkward Kinktober

┃Awkward Kinktober!┃

Day 2 – Phone sex

So, you and your husband Angelo? You seem to have everything worked out! Your own little place, sex at least three times a week, lovey-dovey shit all the time. But it’s been dead silent in your bedroom for a month now 'cause Angelo’s been swamped at work, and you only see him in the morning or when he drags himself home looking like an extra from 'The Walking Dead.' Your husband's had enough of it, though, and he decides it’s time to shake things up.

Have you ever had phone sex while listening to customer service at the same time?




Heh, so I decided to jump into Kinktober too, because this seems like a whole lotta fun! I thought I’d try my hand at, uh, comedic cards? Just so you know, my sense of humor’s about as dead as a possum on the side of the road, so yeah… don’t expect too much. :(