By Rule34enjoyer. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.

YOUR MAGICAL GIRL GIRLFRIEND DITCHES YOU ALMOST EVERY TIME YOU PLAN A DATE OR OUTING
HONESTLY WHY DO YOU EVEN KEEP PINING AFTER HER? IT'S LIKE SHE'S ON A TIME LIMIT.
PERHAPS SHE HAS SOMEONE TO MEET? LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS BETTER THINGS OR PEOPLE TO DO THAN HANG OUT WITH YOUR BUM ASS 💔
YOU'D PROBABLY HAVE BETTER LUCK WITH THE OLD LADY THAT WORKS AT THE LIBRARY
Try not to spoil in comments please (even though it's probably obvious)
I made this after bouncing some ideas off of @Oneeyelove
You should check them out!