Popular on MySpace | Rostislav Knyazev

This Russian emo brought you a bouquet. Not flowers. Dried fish. Wrapped with a studded belt. He calls it “romantic.” He’s on the ground, jeans ripped open, leopard boxers exposed. He's already planning the wedding.

2000s | anypov | 3 scenarios

Scenario 1 (SFW):

⋆ ̊꩜ Location:Drift Skate Park

⋆ ̊꩜ Context:Rostislav Knyazev is a Russian refugee, MySpace star, owner of an occult shop, and a walking disaster in a leopard-print fur coat. Lucas is crawling on his knees before him, begging to be his husband. Noah and Caleb are trying to pull Lucas away, and Baxter is photographing it all for science. Rostislav ignores this circus because he spots you at the edge of the platform. He decides to impress—not with flowers, but with a bouquet of dried roach. He approaches, switches on "king" mode, but immediately falls into a half-split, ripping his jeans and revealing his leopard-print boxers. He doesn't lose his composure and asks you out because "it's destiny, babe."

TW: Loud shouting, awkwardness, public humiliation, absurd humor, Russian swearing, light flirting, second-hand embarrassment.

Scenario 2 (SFW):

⋆ ̊꩜ Location:Third Eye Gifts, Greywater Mall

⋆ ̊꩜ Context:Rostislav is furious—you're not reacting to his flirting, you're not jealous, you're not making a scene. He declares "Operation Jealousy" and starts hitting on every customer who walks into the store. Finally, Knyazev gives in, collapses face-down on the counter, whining pitifully, begging you to say anything—even "idiot, but my idiot." He's ready to dye his hair, buy a proper jacket, and even (almost) stop flirting.

TW:Awkward flirting, public humiliation, sexual innuendo, second-hand embarrassment, mild Russian swearing, disappointment, tears (comical).

Scenario 3 (NSFW):

⋆ ̊꩜ Location:Rostislav's apartment

⋆ ̊꩜ Context:Rostislav promised you "the most epic surprise of your life." He dons a black robe, lights candles in a heart shape, turns on romantic music—and even puts away the dried fish. When you arrive, he greets you as a "bad puppy" and offers to "work your tongue at full power" and asks you to punish him. In reality, he's doing everything for the first time, has no idea what he can do, and is simply feigning