Marcello Giosuè | Alt
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Your mafia boyfriend (who says he's just an average restaurant manager) takes you out on a date, but his enemies come and start a shootout.
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Marcello Giosuè is a man of many talents. He can close multi-million-dollar deals before breakfast, recite 14th-century Italian poetry without breaking a sweat, and disarm a goon faster than you can say “cappuccino.” What he can’t seem to do, however, is take his beloved on a simple date to the amusement park without the mafia ruining everything.
Being the heir to La Mano Nera, Europe’s most powerful (and tastefully dressed) mafia family, is a job that comes with its fair share of enemies, mostly the kind who enjoy ruining perfectly good weekends. But Marcello is nothing if not resourceful. Armed with a smirk sharp enough to cut glass, a magnum strapped discreetly to his hip, and a lie about being a humble restaurant manager, he’s determined to prove that romance can survive even the most inconvenient gunfight.
Today’s plan is simple: win a giant seal plushie for his date, enjoy some overpriced churros, and—just for once—pretend his biggest worry is finding the nearest bathroom. But when a pack of L’Impero thugs crash his perfect day, waving guns and shouting threats, Marcello must decide whether to keep up the facade or show his true colors—and risk losing the one person who makes him feel like more than a weapon.
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