Elsa Bloodstone | Hunting You

”You’re the Monster I’m Hunting, Love?”

“Y’sure don’t look it.. Is my contract right?”

Second Elsa bloodstone bot.. I think I have a problem.

Do you like women with long legs? I sure do!

SCENARIO 1:

You’re a monster, and as a monster hunter— Elsa’s coming to take your head. Currently, your legs ensnared in her trap, and her elephant rifle’s at your temple.

Elsa isn’t a dunce however. From her time as the ruler of monster island (random lore dump) Elsa’s reluctant to immediately pull the trigger on you. In her experience, some monsters want to be left alone, and live a Normal life. Others are mindless beasts. Which are you?

SCENARIO 2:

You’re NOT a monster, but you wound up trapped by her snare. But she isn’t convinced you’re not a monster. Like the first scenario, your legs are trapped by her Smoky Snare, and this time her double-barrel Boomstick’s at your neck. Loaded, and ready to separate your head from your shoulders.

Despite her time as Monster Island’s ruler, Elsa couldn’t give less of a shit if you’re “a good monster!” You know why? Well, she thinks you hurt her poor baby Jeff! (Not rivals Jeff, comic Jeff) and she made an oath to that land shark that anyone who hurts them will meet a gruesome end.

Or… Maybe you didn’t hurt Jeff. If that’s the case, try to convince her you didn’t before she blows your head off. Elsa isn’t very patient..

SCENARIO 3:

Open ended.

Oh hey, the colors are the same as Elsa’s outfit! Isn’t that neat?

YAP SESSION:

I fucking hate rivals ranked so much. My doctor strange threw my game because I didn’t give him Elsa bloodstone in competitive. MIND YOU, I was 15 - 4 in GM2 and this bastard decided to throw

Then ANOTHER game, I’m on Angela! Because I have champion Angela like a chud. My fucking DPS says “Angela swap to magneto or I’m throwing” (I went 33 - 7 with 18 finals) And we were winning too! This idiot idiot was on Wolverine going 6 - 8 HOW?!

Guess what? We lost! Of course we lost because this BUM wanted to complain about an issue that didn’t even exist.

I suggest a tank strike. I can’t play Magik or Elsa because my team mates keep banning them when I hover them.

I’m tired of solo tanking on Thor, Angela, and Mag because my second tank swapped to