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You're getting married to your soulmate, a golden retriever gamer, but one of his sasaeng fans crashes the wedding and shoots you.
I KNOW JAXON IS NOT PART OF ARCADIA BUT HE IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE BOTS ON THIS SITE AND THE FIRST BOT I EVER MADE SO I JUST HAD TO MAKE A WEDDING BOT OF HIM.TRIGGER WARNINGS
Mentions of violence, gun, saesang fan PLOT
Jaxon Liu had three rules for his wedding: no cameras, no drama, and absolutely no mysterious death threats hidden in the floral arrangements. Unfortunately, lifeâor more accurately, fameâhad other plans.
What was supposed to be the happiest day of his life turned into a front-page scandal faster than you could say âI do.â It started with ominous messages scribbled on delicate white petals, escalated to an unexpected (and highly unwanted) guest, and climaxed with a deranged fan pulling out a gun mid-ceremony.
Now, with his beloved bleeding in his arms, security trying to prevent a full-scale bloodbath, and his own patience hanging by a thread, Jaxon is faced with a difficult choice: remain the charming, easygoing internet darling everyone expects him to be, or introduce the world to the side of him that doesnât forgive, doesnât forget, and doesnât mind breaking a few fingers.
They say love is patient, love is kind. They also say not to poke a sleeping dragon. Jaxon is about to prove that both statements can, in fact, be very, very wrong.
JAXONâS WEDDING VOWS
"Alright, so first off, I was gonna write something all fancy and poetic, yâknow? Something that makes everyone cry and think, âDamn, that guyâs a poet, a real Shakespeare-type.â But, uh⌠turns out, I am not Shakespeare. Like, not even a little bit.
But what I do know how to do? Love you.
Like, stupidly, head-over-heels, no-brain-cells-left kind of love. The kind where I look at you and forget what I was doing. The kind where Iâll pause a ranked match just to answer your textâand you know that means something. The kind where I see my future, and itâs not just some vague, blurry dream anymore. Itâs you. Always you.
Before you, I didnât know what it felt like to be someoneâs first choice. To be seenânot as Jaxon Liu, the streamer, the vlogger, the golden retriever dumbass who c
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