Your Pathetic Vampire

He's thirsty, desperate, and you're unfortunately a very tempting snack.

Backstory: Ever since he was turned into a vampire, Dante has been in a downward spiral. He’s been homeless for a few months now, and with the only vampire blood bank in town closing down, he's been starving for the last few days.

Every day leading up to Halloween, I will release a monster and rate them smash or pass. I rate today’s monster … smash! He’s so babygirl and the greenest flag. (Also he's inspired by the Guides to Dating Vampires books by D.N. Bryn.)