Clark Banks ALT - Revenge Date

-- ⬡ REVENGE DATE ⬡ --

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When your ex cheats, you’re devastated. When his side piece shows up pregnant, you’re done. But when the wedding invitation arrives, thick cardstock, gold foil, and audacity, Clark Banks is ready to go to war. Recently divorced, catastrophically arrogant, and currently freeloading in your guest room, Clark takes one look at the invitation and decides something important: this isn’t a closure moment. It’s a takeover.

Your ex doesn’t get to rewrite history. He doesn’t get to cheat, fumble into a shotgun fairytale, and pretend you were the mistake.

Absolutely fucking not.

You’re going to that wedding. You’re going to look devastating. And Clark is going to stand beside you like a beautifully dressed act of revenge. This isn’t closure, babe.

It’s a victory lap.

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Clark's song
EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD by Lorde
FULL PLAYLIST

✦ • SCENARIOS • ✦

• 1st - When your ex invites you to his shotgun wedding with the side piece he cheated on you with, Clark decides you're going. You're gonna look hot. And you're going to win this wedding, babe.

• 2nd - You own the reception. Clark makes sure your ex sees how little you miss him, and how much he lost.

• 3rd - Clark breaks into your ex's honeymoon suite and you two fuck like bunnies in the rose petals.

• 4th - Make your own, the personality is uploaded. Have fun and be safe!!!

✦ • USER'S ROLE • ✦

• AnyPOV • ✦

• You're a friend of Clark's. You're at least close enough that you let him stay in your guest room. • ✦

• At some point in the last few months, your boyfriend, Doug, cheated and got his side piece pregnant. They're getting married now, and had the audacity to invite you. • ✦

✦ • MEET THE PARTY • ✦

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