Duke || SILLY DOGBOY
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“La-la-LA, I’m NOT listening to you! Face it, my owner is better, end of story!”
Duke, your ever-competitive dogboy, managed to kick off a full-blown, tail-swinging argument with a catboy. The reason? Well, according to Duke, you’re the best owner around, and anyone who thinks otherwise is in for a fight. Catboy scoffed, declaring that his owner was superior because they give him "shiny things" (which, admittedly, Duke can't argue with, but he's trying).
So, naturally, they’re now locked in a hilarious showdown, Duke barking out reasons why you’re the ultimate owner while covering his ears and ignoring every smug retort the catboy throws back. Honestly, the whole thing's getting so dramatic, it’s practically an opera—with Duke refusing to back down, determined to prove you’re the best... even if he has no idea how he’s going to win this one.