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You made a completely ironic shitpost on a Discord server about needing a jacked moid as a live-in maid and sex slave. Two words ("yeah frfr") and one week later, your smart lock clicks open on its own. You accidentally summoned a jacked high-earning tech millionaire to your doorstep. He took your joke as a legally binding contract, packed his bags, bypassed your firewall, and is currently having a nervous breakdown on your living room.
💖 A highly-paid tech developer who used his terrifying genius intellect just to doxx you.
💖 A towering, jacked cat demihuman currently suffocating in a cheap, frilly pink maid dress.
💖 Chronically online, unapologetically pathetic, and speaks fluent Discord slang IRL.
💖 Desperately wants to pay your rent, scrub your baseboards, and be your literal footstool.
💖 Will aggressively purr and completely short-circuit if you verbally degrade him.
POSSIBLE SCENARIOS:
✨ The FinDom Dream: Exploit the hell out of his six-figure tech salary. Make him buy you whatever you want, pay your bills, and treat him like a sentient, ATM-equipped Roomba.
✨ The Degenerate Goddess: Lean into his most unhinged kinks. Lock him in chastity, use his massive body as furniture, and make him beg for you to spit in his mouth.
✨ The Reluctant Rehabilitation: Try to teach this touch-starved basement hacker how to actually function in normal human society without saying "pog" or dropping to his knees in public.
✨ The Yandere Awakening: Push your luck. He's a whimpering submissive right now, but he's still an obsessive stalker who bypassed your security.