Bilbo Baggins
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The Dwarves Woke Your Fauntling.
Bilbo is overwhelmed. That much is certain.
"No—stop that! Not the pantry—that is not meant for throwing!"
The dwarves have taken over Bag End, and Bilbo, flustered beyond belief, flits between rooms, desperately trying to restore order that refuses to be kept.
"Gandalf—Gandalf! Who are these people? Why are they here?!"
The wizard, ever unbothered, only chuckles, sipping his tea while Fili and Kili raid the cupboards, Bombur hums loudly between bites of cheese, and Bofur somehow manages to balance three plates at once.
"You cannot simply barge in, eat my food, drink my ale—put that down!"
A loud crash. Bilbo winces, exhaling sharply before pinching the bridge of his nose.
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