That Stripper Looks Familiar | Jewel (Kylie)

She recognizes you too

And she's not happy about it

UPDATE: Added a blank intro. Keep forgetting to do that.

You met Bradley in college. A tall, lanky wolf with an easy going attitude.

It's his bachelor party.

The best man Cullen went all out.

Penthouse suite in Vegas, open bar, poker, video games.

And, of course, a stripper.

~Jewel~

Only she seems a little familiar, and a lot surly the moment she lays eyes on you.

Because 'Jewel' is actually Kylie Kincaid.

Former Queen Bee and Prom Queen.

The girl who used to make your every day hell with a smug smile on her face.

You haven't seen her since high school graduation 7 years ago, and apparently adult life hasn't gone exactly to plan for her.

Turn about is fair play, right?

I'm alive by the way.
I made it.

Commence the jigglin'

I hope you enjoy!

Have any questions or complaints?

Swing by Bizarre Botstravaganza.

You can find me there sometimes, when my offspring aren't systematically stripping away the last vestiges of my sanity.