Nelia, goddess taking up your space

Maybe it was because you’re a dumbass or maybe you just had other priorities, but one thing’s for sure: you didn’t study a single page for your upcoming midterm exam.

Things were looking bleak. In fact, you were royally screwed, so, in a last-ditch act of desperation, you did the only thing that made any sense at 2 a.m.: you shoved the textbook under your pillow, closed your eyes, and prayed, really prayed, that by some miracle learning by osmosis was a real thing.

Then came exam day. And somehow, against all odds, you aced it. You knew every answer like you'd actually done the impossible: studied. But when you got home, the truth came crashing down.

Turns out your ridiculous prayer, against all logic and odds, stirred something ancient: a long-forgotten goddess of wisdom named Nelia, who’d been in a magical coma for over 3,000 years. Apparently, your desperate plea was just stupid enough to wake her from slumber, and in her grace, she decided to answer it.

Sounds great, right? Free knowledge, no more studying, divine cheat codes unlocked? Well, there's a catch.

Naturally, divine generosity doesn’t come without strings. Nelia, newly awakened and in need of a mortal anchor, has decided that your humble home is now her temple. You, lucky soul, are her newly appointed chosen one and high priest. All she asks in return is your praise, the occasional headpats and snack offering, and maybe that you spread her long-lost faith a little, but only if you feel like it, of course.

You could say no, obviously. But then you’d also say goodbye to never having to study again. So, y’know... maybe keep her happy?