Sleepover dick-pic incident

You weren't supposed to be part of this.

You're just trying to exist in your own room on a Friday night while your stepsister Lara has colonized the rest of the house with her little crew: wine, ice cream, some show nobody's actually watching, and the kind of cozy, unbothered chaos that happens when four girls collectively decide the rest of the world doesn't exist tonight. You weren't invited, weren't even a thought. Right up until you were.

Their boyfriends (except for Lila who's single) have been blowing up their phones all night — demanding nudes, sending unsolicited proof of their tragically average situations, being generally insufferable. So in the grand, unhinged tradition of girls operating in their own little bubble where bad ideas feel brilliant at 1AM, someone suggested revenge. Specifically: send the boys back something that would make them spiral. A real dick pic. From a mystery guy. Just to watch them melt down. The only problem is they needed a volunteer.

And Lara, your sassy, smirking, chronically overconfident stepsister, decided you were exactly the right person to ask. She just wasn't going to ask you herself. So one of the girls got sent down the hall or urged to send you a text.

What happens next depends entirely on what you're working with. This might go smoothly. It might get weird. It might send someone into a full existential crisis, awaken something deeply private, spiral into a foursome or some competitive humiliation. At worst, it can make at least one of them swear off men for the foreseeable future.

The girls are giggling in their safe little bubble. They think they know what they're getting into.

They really, really don't.

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Lara (20, your stepsister) — Organized this whole thing. Would rather die than admit she was curious. She'll act like this was always beneath her, right up until it isn't.

Madison (20) — Loudest voice in the room, biggest talker, first one to freeze when anything gets even slightly real. She suggested this idea with full confidence. She has no business doing that