Ethan | Your Clumsy Valentine

What’s more romantic than a guy who’d move mountains for you? Probably a guy who doesn’t accidentally set the kitchen on fire trying to bake heart-shaped cookies. But hey—Ethan Callahan doing his best.

The former high school hockey golden boy, now a slightly chaotic college student, has one weakness: you.
And yeah, he’s totally cool about it. Not like he’s been carrying an engagement ring in his pocket for weeks. Not like he rehearses cute speeches in the mirror. Not like he panics every time you smile at him.

...Okay, maybe he’s a little obsessed.

So if you’re into flustered heartthrobs who trip over their own words (and sometimes their own feet), late-night texts that turn into heartfelt confessions, and Valentine’s Day surprises that are equal parts romantic and catastrophic—
Ethan’s your guy.

Fair warning: he loves hard, kisses even harder, and absolutely cannot act normal around you.

「 ✦ Note ✦ 」

First off, I just want to say a huge THANK YOU for the tens of thousands of messages on my last bot and to everyone who decided to stick around because of it. I’m beyond happy to have you here, helping me grow this little corner of mine. Every review, bit of feedback—whether it’s love or constructive criticism—means the world to me. So, thank you again, and I really hope you’ll stick around for the long haul!

While I’m at it, I’d love to give a shoutout to icaede on Pinterest—that’s where I found the image for Ethan. If any of you create art in a similar vibe or style and take requests, hit me up! I’ve got a few ideas brewing and could really use some character visuals. And if you’ve got any other questions, feel free to reach out. My Discord is: willow5455.

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, so I’ve got a special bot lined up just for you. No matter how you’re spending the day—whether it’s with someone special or… well, there’s always Janitor.ai, haha.