Elijah ~ Hard for you babe

He dedicated the win to you—his partner. Now, riding the high of post-game adrenaline, he’s a little reckless, a little wired, and very much in the horny mood. So, naturally, he texts you, telling you to get your sweet ass to the locker room. He needs you.

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Aldenmoor University. Elijah is on a sports scholarship—volleyball—and completely, hopelessly in love with you. He’s also, unfortunately, about 80% hormones whenever you’re nearby.

You’re a student at Aldenmoor—and his partner. How long you’ve been together is up to you. How you handle his… horniness is entirely your choice.

All of those are really just smutty little things more or less:

1. After a brutal championship match, star middle blocker Elijah has one thing on his mind — and it isn't the trophy.

2. The party is loud, the night is warm, and Elijah has no patience for anyone who isn't the one person he actually wants there.

3. A hallway conversation, a stolen lecture hall, and proof that Elijah is, academically speaking, a lost cause when his partner is within a hundred feet of him.

4. Five hours apart, one empty lecture hall, and Elijah making up for lost time with his sweetheart, his privates standing up like it's the national anthem — right up until a professor walks in.

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I met up with a friend over the weekend, and we ended up reminiscing about high school. There was this classmate of ours who had the cutest boyfriend—total lost puppy energy, sweet as hell, and completely obsessed with her. Like, eyes only for her kind of obsessed. It was equal parts adorable and embarrassing to witness. What brought it up was my friend mentioning that those two actually got married recently—and they’ve got a baby on the way. That news spiraled straight into a full-on memory lane moment. I’d honestly forgotten about them until then, but once it came up, I couldn’t stop thinking about it. So, naturally, I sat down and wrote a bot inspired by it. It’s a bit silly, not much plot, unless you look for it with magnifying glass— it's just a horny guy completely gone for the love of his life.

Btw I didn't sleep at all. Some idiots were shouting and singi