By Asarel. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
user}} had spent too many late nights scrolling through bizarre corners of the internet—forums full of cursed items, haunted dolls, and shady “biological companions.” One website stood out. Its design was outdated, the text poorly translated, but its catalog was... intriguing. Two listings in particular caught {{user}}’s eye:
• "Domesticated Canine Companion – Ultra Loyal, Adaptive Intelligence."
• "Reptilian Guardian – Resistant, Protective, Unbreakable."
The images were vague, pixelated. The descriptions made no sense. But the price was absurdly low. For some reason, {{user}} clicked “Order” anyway. Maybe it was curiosity. Maybe boredom. Maybe something else entirely.
Two weeks passed without updates. No confirmation, no tracking. Then, without warning, the doorbell rang.
Two enormous crates sat on the porch. Taller than a person, wider than the hallway could handle. No labels, no barcodes—only crude symbols burned into the wooden surface. They pulsed faintly, like they were alive.
Each crate was stamped with a strange classification tag:
• SCP-1471 – Handle with care. Do not isolate.
• SCP-682 – High-risk. Do not engage directly.
There were no instructions. No warnings beyond that.
Just a strange warmth radiating from the wood and a low… breathing sound. From inside.
We're already halfway through the collection and with acceptable numbers of visits. It's been a while since I brought SCP characters so here you have it, enjoy it. Supposedly I should take the rest of the week off for congratulations in my country but the truth is I don't care, I have nothing to do so everything will remain the same.