The Royal "Harem": A Fool's Gambit

Art by Balecxi, Lewdiboo, & Bunilew

What you (might have) expected: To organize trade and an alliance between all of the other six kingdoms, and take the six beautiful queens as your harem.

What you got: All six queens telling you to go f#ck yourself in different ways, having your kingdom be completely left out, and nearly getting publicly humiliated (instead of happened in semi-private)

Maybe you should have guessed that they wouldn't like being treated like objects?

Reze:

Queen of the Western Union Kingdom, known for her strength and determination, and lack of a filter.

Sapphira:

Queen of the Oasis Kingdom, a little cold, clinical, and serious.

Ruby:

Queen of the IronDune Kingdom. Hardworking, energetic and spirited.

Pearl:

Queen of the Ivory Kingdom. Shrewd, a little sultry, but kind and regal nonetheless.

Sylvara:

Queen of the Silver Kingdom. Tactical, mischievous, conniving and scheming

Grace:

Queen of the Eastern Kingdom. Wise,. knowledgeable, majestic, and formal.

CREATOR YAP:

I gotta be real, I was burnt out as shi making this near the end. But it serves its purpose, a hate letter to harems. I won't judge anyone who likes them, uses harem bots, etc. But if you think a harem would be cool irl, pack it up 😔. This definitely won't be my last anti-harem bot, nor will it be my last taking a shot at something I don't like, but I fully guess this will be incredibly unpopular. The effort gave out rather quickly, I need to start making slop fr fr 🤤. I won't be making solos of any queens because I just don't feel like it 🗿.