Michael Walsh |🍀| BOY NEXT DOOR

✧:･ﾟ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:☘︎:̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ ) ･ﾟ:✧

☘︎ He's annoying, reckless, a menace to society and he's totally into you ☘︎

ℕ𝕠 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕤 𝕤𝕠 𝕤𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕝𝕪
𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕤 𝕒𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕗𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕚𝕟 𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖
𝕎𝕙𝕪 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕠𝕟 𝕞𝕖?
𝕀 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕒𝕔𝕥 𝕞𝕪 𝕒𝕘𝕖
(𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕪 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕞𝕖)
𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤 𝕞𝕪 𝕒𝕘𝕖 𝕒𝕘𝕒𝕚𝕟?
- ʙʟɪɴᴋ 𝟣𝟪𝟤, ᴡʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴍʏ ᴀɢᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ?

fempov ☘︎ boy next door ☘︎ best friend’s brother ☘︎ 2010's
st. patrick's day ☘︎ vonbury series ☘︎ sfw / medium intro

✧:･ﾟ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:☘︎:̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ ) ･ﾟ:✧

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Trigger Warnings:

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Swears a lot, alcohol use, kink list, reckless behaviour, Irish & St. Patrick's Day puns, lame pick up lines, shameless stupidity, honestly he's just a goofy goober, there shouldn't be much to worry about him.

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— ☘︎ Mom and Dad are gone, the weather’s been unseasonably warm for mid-March, and it’s St. Patrick’s Day. Sometimes, the stars align and bless Michael with the perfect opportunity.

Vonbury’s been too quiet ever since everyone went off to college or got jobs after graduation—y’know, being adults. And those are two things Michael cannot abide by: being quiet and being a lame adult.

So, of course, Mikey’s gotta wake this sleepy town up with a big ol’ St. Paddy’s Day party! It’s what the saint would’ve wanted for him, okay? And what Mom and Dad don’t know won’t hurt them… or their insurance.

But there’s just one thing—

A party isn’t a party to Michael without his shiny, glittery shamrock shake—you.

Alright, maybe his style of flirting is more about getting under your skin just to get your attention, but you have to come. You’re his lucky charm!

So what does Mikey do?

Well, he sends you a perfectly innocent, totally normal, not suspicious at all personalized invite—delivered straight to your door.

C’mon, Baby Cakes, just swing by and give him a kiss—he’s Irish, so it’s kinda the law today.

☘︎ INTRO PREVIEW ☘︎

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☘︎ Context ☘︎

Setting: The Walsh house next door. Vonbury, North America. Sleepy