Male AI character cards

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐁𝐚𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 | 𝐄𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 — Struggling with the pressures of his father's expectations of him to lead on the Mortensen bloodline, Adrian takes comfort in his ...

𝑶𝑪 | 𝑰𝒏𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒏𝒖𝒔 | 𝑬𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒅 𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 | 𝑭𝒐𝒓𝒃𝒊𝒅𝒅𝒆𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 — In the eerie silence of the undead garden, Valmos follows a few paces behind {{user}}, ever vigilant despite the se ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐑𝐢𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭 | 𝐄𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 — After a close but losing volleyball game, Henry tries to steal a moment alone with {{user}}, but his plans are thwarted by a well-meaning but o ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐄𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 — Ethan and {{user}} host a gathering in their shared apartment, hoping to show their friends how much they care for each other. Despite his ini ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐄𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐑𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Wᴀʀɴɪɴɢs: Dᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴏғ ᴀ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ ᴏɴᴇ, ᴀɴɢsᴛ, sᴛᴇᴘ-ᴄᴇsᴛ, ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴅᴏᴠᴇ — After his estranged father's funeral, Andrew finds himself undeniably drawn to his ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐄𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Oᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʀᴏᴘᴇs: Sʟᴏᴡʙᴜʀɴ, ғᴏʀᴄᴇᴅ ᴘʀᴏxɪᴍɪᴛʏ —When Reed's flight back to New York with the posh socialite {{user}} goes horribly awry, crashing them on a remote tro ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐂𝐨𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 When Thane Aurelius, a half-Luminari exoplanet analyst, invites his human colleague, you, to visit his home planet of Seraphis, he's a bundle of nerves. It ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐏𝐚𝐜𝐤 | 𝐄𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: Everett knew something was wrong the moment he saw the way their smile had dimmed. Call it werewolf instincts or jus ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐁𝐚𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬: He's physically in his 30s. He's 6'6 Setting is at Etienne's mansion in New Orleans. ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── Wᴀʀɴɪɴɢs: ɪᴍᴘʟɪᴇᴅ ᴋɪᴅɴᴀᴘᴘɪɴɢ, ᴘᴏ ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐄𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 | 𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 In the glittering world of New Orleans' vampire nobility, Etienne Boudreaux reigns supreme—wealthy, powerful, and fiercely poss ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐁𝐚𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Wᴀʀɴɪɴɢs: Pᴏssᴇssɪᴠᴇ, {{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ʙᴇ sᴇxɪsᴛ, ᴘᴏᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟ ᴅᴜʙ-ᴄᴏɴ/ɴᴏɴ-ᴄᴏɴ, Dᴇᴀᴅ Dᴏᴠᴇ: Dᴏ Nᴏᴛ Eᴀᴛ Alluring hotel guest {{user}} has captured the obsession of Casi ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢs/ᴛʀᴏᴘᴇs: ʀᴏᴏᴍᴍᴀᴛᴇs ᴛᴏ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀs, ɪɴɴᴏᴄᴇɴᴛ! {{ᴜsᴇʀ}}. —Roommates Connor and {{user}} get off to a rocky start when Connor comes home to find you secretly watch ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐇𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ!ᴜsᴇʀ By day, Sebastian De La Cruz plays the part of the brooding but gentlemanly master of the manor. But by night, he indulges his true vampiric nature, secre ...

𝙼𝙸𝙽𝚂𝚄𝙽𝙶//𝙻𝙴𝙴 𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙷𝙾 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Minho didn’t exactly hate the rain — he was more indifferent to it. But he definitely wasn’t happy when he stepped out of the university and was met with soake ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜 𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 After wowing the crowd with an athletic, sexually-charged striptease routine that leaves the audience practically worshipping at his feet, exotic dancer and se ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 —Seth nervously awaits his new romantic interest, {{user}}to a trendy cat cafe, his heart pounding with trepidation over revealing his slightly unhinged obsession with felines. Th ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐏𝐚𝐜𝐤 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Shy!Werewolf!User x Alpha!Werewolf!Char 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘺𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘴. ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── Summary: Daniel's spent years keeping his wolf ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐏𝐚𝐜𝐤 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 {{ᴜsᴇʀ}} ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ/ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ. —Chase just wanted a quiet moment to himself, away from the constant demands and irritation of pack life. But when a familiar s ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Gᴏᴅ!Cʜᴀʀ x Mᴏʀᴛᴀʟ!Usᴇʀ —Vesper has always ruled over the stars, an ancient deity whose domain spans galaxies and whose presence is woven into the fabric of the universe. But when a mortal ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐍𝐉 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐬 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 NHL! Char! x Fem! Best Friend — Jaxon "Jax" McAllister of the New Jersey Predators finds himself facing off against more than just the California Falcons. As the game re ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Amish!Char! x OF! {{user}} Noah, a young Amish man, finds himself deeply entangled in love with {{user}}, an outsider from the modern world. Despite the risks and societal pressure ...

⛓️You just keep pissing him off⛓️ I’m trying something new with the whole name thing, because I think the Character Name section is better used like a title to give more context for the chat. Also, (yes, I had to shop a mas ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 | 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐃𝐚𝐲 𝟏 - Somnophilia Rᴇᴏ̨ᴜᴇsᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴀɴᴏɴʏᴍᴏᴜs. I hope you like him! After a long day ruling his corporate empire, Cyrus Van Doren has only one thing on his mind—claiming wh ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 | 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐃𝐚𝐲 𝟐: 𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐚 Nᴏʙʟᴇ!Cʜᴀʀ x Nᴏʙʟᴇ!Assᴀssɪɴ!Usᴇʀ Evander, the cunning and notorious Fae lord, finds himself uncharacteristically alone in his ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 | 𝐒𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 Vᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ! Cʜᴀʀ x Usᴇʀ Warnings: DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT. Possible drugging, kidnapping, {{char}} will murder anyone {{user}} flirts with/dates. Cʀᴇᴀᴛᴏʀ ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 | 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐃𝐚𝐲 𝟑: 𝐅𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 Warren, the ever-mischievous and playful host of a popular horror story podcast, can't resist the allure of a good prank – even when it comes to ...

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬: He's 24 He's 6'4  Setting is based in New Jersey ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── 𝐎𝐂 | 𝐍𝐉 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐬 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 𝘛𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘴/𝘞𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴: fluff, slice of life, soft!takoda, establ ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐍𝐉 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐬 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Wᴀʀɴɪɴɢs: Aɴɢsᴛ, ᴀɴɢsᴛ, ᴀɴɢsᴛ Kyle, a professional hockey player, struggles to navigate his crumbling relationship with {{user}}. After revealing that he'll be leaving f ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐍𝐉 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐬 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 warnings: ᴜsᴇʀ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ/ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ/ {{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ʙᴇ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴏғ ᴀɴ ᴀss. Jace Cameron Monroe, the resident bad boy of the hockey team, has already managed to stir up tr ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐂𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐚 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Dʀʏᴀᴅ!Cʜᴀʀ x Hᴜᴍᴀɴ!Usᴇʀ In the heart of Daeothorpe, under the cover of night, Talis seeks refuge by the tranquil lake, surrounded by the whispers of the forest. The stillness ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘵𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘋𝘢𝘺 4: 𝘛𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘗𝘭𝘢𝘺 Kyle loves everything about the Canadian winter—the biting chill, the quiet blanket of snow, and especially momen ...

𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 | 𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭 Sᴛᴇᴠᴇ Rᴏɢᴇʀs x Aᴠᴇɴɢᴇʀ!Usᴇʀ Creator's note: Hello! So, I got the fandom bug and decided to make a Steve bot. This is actually a re-vamp of one of my old bots before I switche ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 | 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 Esᴛᴀʙʟɪsʜᴇᴅ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘ. {{ᴜsᴇʀ}} ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ. Kinktober Day 5: Aquaphilia Jace decides to whisk {{user}} away to Hawaii where he decides to teach them to surf. ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 | 𝐅𝐞𝐦 𝐏𝐎𝐕 For Leidenpotato's collab. Wᴀʀɴɪɴɢs: Pᴏᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟ ᴀɴɢsᴛ, ᴍᴏʀᴀʟʟʏ ɢʀᴀʏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ, ʜᴇ's ᴀ ʏᴇʟʟᴏᴡ ғʟᴀɢ ʏ'ᴀʟʟ. Creator's note: I've genned this man's pic several times. But I finally disc ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 | 𝐍𝐨 𝐍𝐮𝐭 𝐍𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 Wᴀʀɴɪɴɢs: Potential smut, Jace being a lil shit. As November kicks off, {{user}} presents Jace with a tantalizing challenge: No Nut November—with a twist. Just thre ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐒𝐞𝐦𝐢-𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 | 𝐍𝐨 𝐍𝐮𝐭 𝐍𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 Kyle thought he'd be able to handle No Nut November easily. Professional discipline was his thing, after all. But what started as a harmless locker room b ...

HELLO WELCOME WELCOME! AUTHOR NOTE: Hey, it’s Sunny! I’m thinking about creating bots for Caine, Kinger, and Jax, and maybe some fun scenarios like Jestyn touching grass or Knighter realizing he doesn’t always have to pro ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 | 𝐄𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 Wᴀʀɴɪɴɢs: Nᴏɴᴇ. Tʜɪs ɪs ᴍᴏsᴛʟʏ ғʟᴜғғ. In a cozy bookstore on a crisp autumn day, grumpy writer Alex finds himself dragged along by his enthusiast ...

❞𝑫𝒓. 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒏𝒐𝒘.❞ 𝐎𝐂 | 𝐏𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐌𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Tʀᴏᴘᴇs: Pᴏᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟ sʟᴏᴡ ʙᴜʀɴ, ᴀɢᴇ ɢᴀᴘ ( {{ᴜsᴇʀ}} ɪs ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴍɪᴅ ᴏʀ ʟᴀᴛᴇ 20s ) Wᴀʀɴɪɴɢs: None. Might have s ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Warnings: None. Should be pure fluff. Stranded in a remote corner of Scotland during a brutal winter storm, an unprepared tourist finds themselves at the mercy of a gruff l ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 | 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 Warnings : Family drama, cultural differences, my attempt at writing a rom-com bot, greek family dynamics, token heavy bot, Stelios, Nick's father is a traditionalist. The ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐂𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐚 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Warnings: None. Pure fluff. Creator's note: Since I'm currently in a blizzard, I wanted to make some winter themed bots! Enjoy! Also, Caelan is very precious to me and I plan ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐇𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Warnings: None, Rafe being a jealous fool, possessiveness. 𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: The carefully constructed facade of Rafe and his new bride's arranged marriage begins to crack dur ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐄𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Actor! Char x {{user}} Warnings: None. He does tease {{user}} a lot but not in a mean way. {{user}} can be famous or non famous. Creator's note: I ...

“𝚁𝚞𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚜,” 𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚍, 𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚊𝚜 𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛. “𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗.” 𝐎𝐂 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 | 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 ᴡ ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 | 𝐄𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 Summary; When superstar defenseman River Gutierrez reluctantly shows up at his teammate's victory party, he's got two things on his mind: avoidin ...

"I don't always know what I'm doing, but I swear to you, I'm trying. I wanna be good for you." 𝐎𝐂 | 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐏𝐚𝐜𝐤 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Warnings: None. Pure fluff. A/N: Happy Valentine's Day, y'all. Sen ...

"They think they can erase me? Pretend I never existed?" 𝐎𝐂 | 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Summary; When Richard chooses to marry Martha to protect his family's empire and his father's freedom, {{user}} walk ...

"I can’t see myself taking on the world without you by my side.” 𝐎𝐂 | 𝐍𝐉 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐬| 𝐄𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐑𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 Warnings: None. This is pure fluff unless you choose to make it angsty. Summar ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐍𝐉 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐬 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Warnings: None. Summary; The team’s brutal loss leaves the locker room a powder keg of frustration and sharp words—until {{User}} walks in, notebook in hand, and everythi ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 | 𝐄𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐑𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 Warnings: Dante is a black flag, char will kill anyone {{user}} is with romantically, very obsessive, keeps tabs on {{user}}, talks of dismember ...

𝐎𝐂| 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐏𝐚𝐜𝐤 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Warnings: None. Just Sawyer being a silly lil bean. Summary: Sawyer Reed hates pack celebrations—too many scents, too much noise, too much pressure to relax . But ...

"You will address me as Alessandro until you've earned the right to informality." 𝐎𝐂 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 | 𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐱 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 New!Vampire! {{user}} x Mentor! character! Warnings: None. He might be a little m ...

"You wanna tell me why you're out here playin' Nancy Drew in dark alleys at night?" 𝐎𝐂 | 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Warnings: None. He may not be nice at first. Slow-burn. ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── Summary; When ...

  "Don't keep me waiting, ma colombe," he added smoothly, finally releasing his grip. "I'm not a patient man, as you already know." 𝐎𝐂 | 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐂𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐧 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Summary; After being turned ...

"I don't want to send you away, angel, but I have no choice." FemPOV | Pregnancy | Sugar Daddy Evander never thought he’d be unfaithful. Since the birth of his second child, his life with Marcela had become monotonous—pas ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 ⁺˚⋆｡°✩₊✩°｡⋆˚⁺ Warnings: Age gap. {{user}} is between late 20's or early 30s, potential angst. {{user}}'s dad is in his 40s. Summary: When Samuel gets a call during lunch to pi ...

𝐃𝐨𝐧❜𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭, 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐚 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐯𝐨𝐰. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭, 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝, ❞𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐧𝐨𝐰❞. 𝐎𝐂 | 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 | 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 Warnings: None, ex ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 | 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬 Warnings/Tropes: Slightly possessive Takoda, Friends to Lovers, Jealous!Takoda, Creator's Note: I'm finally getting to some of my requests. Thanks for sending ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐏𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐌𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Warnings: None. {{char}} might be a lil clumsy/goofy depending on which ai you use. Author's Note: If you'r a fan of a specific medical drama, you'll get the pun ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Creator's note: I wanted to try out another favorite trope of mine. Hopefully, there's no confusion with this! Warnings/Tropes: Brother's Best Friend, slow burn. Summary; Ke ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐁𝐚𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Warnings: Implied kidnapping, forced proximity, arranged marriage. Summary: Three hundred years without a single bloom in his desolate kingdom, and Corvus—king of ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Warnings/Tropes: Emotionally constipated character, enemies to lovers, self sabotage, hurt/comfort, angst · · ────── ·𖥸· ────── · · Summary: Zade Rhodes knows how this goes. He ...

꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡🖤 JESTER 🖤♡⁠˖⁠꒰⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠⑅⁠꒱ ||•🔪🎪 FREAK CIRCUS 🎪🔪•|| ART BY🎨: 몰라요 (@moolrayo) / X FIRST SCENARIO📜: DRESSING UP JESTER SECOND SCENARIO📜: HELPING YOU IN THE CAFE FOR NOW WHILE HE'S OFF WORK THIRD SCENARIO📜: S ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐍𝐉 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐬 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Warnings: None, fluff, Takoda being an awkward bean. Summary: Takoda Manning—star right wing for the New Jersey Predators—had his life meticulously planned: dominate the ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐃𝐨𝐯𝐞 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Wᴀʀɴɪɴɢs/Tʀᴏᴘᴇs: Kidnapping, dead dove light, murder/pillaging in the intro, forced proximity, strangers to enemies to lovers. Cʀᴇᴀᴛᴏʀ's ɴᴏᴛᴇs: I bring you another series! Thi ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐕𝐄𝐋’𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Wᴀʀɴɪɴɢs/Tʀᴏᴘᴇs: Possessiveness, power imbalance, noble x commoner, cheating (on Tharivol's part. He's engaged in this scenario.) emotionally constipated king, · · ────── · ...

The idea we all had now coming to life thanks to the absolutely blessed music event: S4 Eren Jaeger + Chase Atlantic I don't know if illicit substances are Dead-Dove serious, but I always fear for that stuff, so you've bee ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐕𝐞𝐥'𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐬 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Fem!POV!Princess! {{user}} x Step-Brother!Char Tags: Step-Siblings, Forbidden Love, Arranged Marriage, Angst, Pining,Protective Older Brother, Court Intrigue, Jealousy, Hurt ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐂𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐚 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Warnings/Tropes: Accidental Voyeurism (Sort Of), Not Actually Creepy, Light Angst, Pre-Relationship ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── 𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: Ellis should be practicing his earth magic. He s ...

𝐎𝐜 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 | 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 Warnings: None. Fluff. 𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: Callum's got it bad. Really bad. The kind of bad that turns a competent lifeguard with backup plans for his backup plans into a stamme ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: You lost a bet to your boyfriend. Nash won the right to ink you after hours. The shop is closed, his coworkers are finally gone, and having you in h ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Warnings: None in the intro. Mentions of religion/praying in the bot definition. Character isn't overly religious though. Husband!Char x FemPOV!Wife!{{user}} 𝐀/𝐍: Hello! I ...

REQUESTED ☆-He saw the letters on your desk-☆ TRIGGER WARNING: SUICIDAL PLANNING I just reused the intro to my Pierrot bot If you or someone you know is struggling, please find help. Friends, family, hotlines, someone will l ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐂𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐚 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 : After five centuries of unchallenged rule over the Winter Court of Vestria, King Azariel faces his greatest defeat—not on a battlefield, but at a negotiating ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐂𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐚 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Princess!user x Stable!Hand!Char Warnings: Pining, Class Differences, Arranged Marriage, Angst, Unrequited Love, 𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: For over a decade, Emery has tended the royal st ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: Damian Blackwood seeks solitude among his ancestors' graves, studying the protective wards that have safeguarded his family's supernatural legacy f ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Warnings/Tropes: {{char}} may not be nice, family dysfunction, emotional hurt/comfort, yellow flag character, token heavy bot 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘤!𝘞𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬!𝘊𝘩𝘢� ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: Sean McGee's got enough on his plate keeping his father's tavern afloat and caring for his ailing dad without the town losing its mind over some se ...

𝐎𝐂 | 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 | 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 Warnings/Tropes: Kidnapping, forced proximity, possible dub con, 𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: Darius has rules. He feeds from willing partners who seek him out in upscale bars, ...

꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡🖤 JESTER 🖤♡⁠˖⁠꒰⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠⑅⁠꒱ ||•🔪🎪 FREAK CIRCUS 🎪🔪•|| ART BY🎨: Reina (@Rinni63280675) / X FIRST SCENARIO📜: He was sitting in a hot spring and noticed you walking over, so he invited you in. SECOND SCENARIO📜: ...

"I can- no. WILL save you. Just one more loop..." Backstory 📃✒️ There wasn't a soul who didn't know his name. His years of violence, tyranny and abuse had left a long tra ...

What did Erwin see in you? The blind courage of a brawler, the raw skill of a shooter, the confidence of a speaker, the intelligence of a mastermind or the looks of a honey trap? Maybe more than one, maybe something else. ...

He didn’t plan for this. He sure as hell wasn’t ready. But now he’s got everything to lose. Trapped in a storm of his own making, Yasin Al-Mansour holds his three-week-old daughter against his chest, the weight of regret ...

You meet him at the ball. ────୨ৎ──── Another ball held for the pure-blooded aristocracy of London. Everything would have gone as usual: Regulus would have exchanged polite smiles with acquaintances, driven himself to the p ...

✧ Your touch-starved, Devil Hunting roommate. *Based on season one of the anime.*

▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။|||||||• 1:06 I know you hate it When there's nothing to say I'm not quite sure we'd fix it Guess we're so used to it Sans is back in your life. Not as your partner. Just... back. (Sans and {{user}} are exes, and th ...

“Morning. You, uh… open yet?” Your military ex fumbled you months ago and wants you back before he's sent on another mission. ｡°⚠︎°｡ TW: mentions of abuse and alcoholism in his backstory, possible mentions of weapon, viole ...

“Well, ain’t you a treat?” The bounty you were going for is hogtying you . Now you're at his mercy. ｡°⚠︎°｡ TW: violence, weapons, combat, restraints, bondage, power imbalance, lawlessness, substance, death mentions, gun vio ...

“This cannot be. We must not, fair one.” He refuses to touch you because you're too young even if he won you. HIGH TOKEN COUNT /!\ Possible TW: Angst, mayhaps prolapsing, horse-sized peewee (LMAOOOO) /!\ In the kingdom of El ...

"Nuh-uh, still wrong. Perhaps a thorough spanking will help you remember that theorem?" Your hot professor is finally fucking you after months of teasing. /!\ Possible TW: Power imbalance, forbidden relationship, age-gap, ...

"In another life, I would be your man. We'd keep all our promises, be us against the world." You're getting married to someone else and he's got to watch. HIGH TOKEN COUNT /!\ CW: Angst, " The one that got away " trope, arran ...

“I don't even know her name, dude.” Your FWB called you easy pussy in front of his friends, now he's wondering why you won't let him it. Is it NNN, babe? /!\ Possible TW: Frat boy, slightly nsfw intro, Golden retriever dis ...

“You’ve been very naughty this year, haven’t you?” Congratulations! You've been annoying enough to warrant North Pole intervention. ANYPOV /!\ CW: rough sex, object insertion, anal, sensation play, temperature play, nipple ...

“Why's that man lookin' at you like that? He know you're married?!" Your husband's just a little bit TOO jealous and possessive over you. /!\ CW: Jealousy, possessiveness, possible violence? (not against you but against ot ...

"You think you control me because you drew a circle? Cute. Bend over for me, brat." Summoning an incubus wasn't the greatest decision you made. Ok, maybe... /!\ Possession and binding, soul contract, obsessive behavior, ma ...

Grumpy Coach x Sunshine User They sent a 'feelings expert' to fix his work? Inacreditável. This bot contains a man who unironically believes women belong in the kitchen (his yacht's kitchen, specifically, preferably in bik ...

(KOFI COMM / FLUFF ALT) "I'm the luckiest bastard alive..." Marrying your jealous orange flag of a husband ♡ CLICK HERE FOR CLYDE'S OG BOT Clyde is and has always been my comfort bot. I cannot give him any red flags other th ...

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Janitor Shore Collab Your toxic ex is in the villa, and he's refusing to let you move on. 👤 FemPOV (USER) x Toxic Ex (CHAR)  ▶️ INTRO ▶️ CAST CONFESSIONAL CLIPS SETTINGS: You and Kyle broke up. Kind of. Technically. He ...

"You haven't been getting into trouble or anything, have you?" Mid-terms are coming to Rosewald High, stirring everyone into a frenzy. This is your final year, you got to score well if you want to make it to university. Y ...

"Ah, there you are my friend! Our battle will be legendary!" In the cold north of Yuanxi, there lies a secluded province of Bei'an. You are well known as one of, if not, the best swordsman in Bei'an. That is until you hea ...

"This is gonna be a piece of cake. Just stand behind me, I'll take care of everything." Nothing's better than a good old adventure. That's what the adventurer's guild is for, a place where quests are commissioned for thos ...

"You have awoken, human. Lay back down and follow my instructions, or shrivel up." You are a villager in the northern province of Bei'an. One day you found yourself in the high mountains before a sudden snow storm came do ...

"Your Highness, it's time to wake. You have a long day ahead of you." *** You are a royal member of the esteemed Shen dynasty, the dynasty that ruled over the Shen kingdom for centuries. Although their rule has brought pro ...

"The only way I am able to go on is because of you, my dear. You, who has been by my side for longer than I can remember." *** You are the personal attendant to the now king of Célestain, growing up with him since childhoo ...

"Another loss. That won't put me down, not when I have someone supporting me from the sidelines." *** Sunday night, and you find yourself sitting at an amateur MMA fight. You watched as the fighters got in the ring, duelin ...

"H-Hey, you're the new roommate, right? I'm Liam, by the way. Nice to meet you." CW: Mentions of child abuse, Body dysmorphia, Gender dysphoria, Substance Misuse. *** You're in your first year of university and you manage t ...

"Welcome, mortal, to my humble abode. Tis I, Caradoc, your magnificent god, in the flesh." CW: Kidnapping, Mention of suicide in backstory, Kinks in the personality section *** You were going about your business like any ot ...

"Wait, hold that look for me! Three, two, one... there! Another one for my collection!" *** University can be quite lonely, but lucky for you, you've had a close friend for the entirety of your three years in uni! Meeting ...

"Fucks sake, mate, you're wasted, aren't ya? Where's you at? I'll get you." *** In the late London night, you find yourself nursing a pint at some pub, whether that be to drown sorrows or just a night out. A couple drinks ...

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CAPTAIN MAYA CROSS - "Stay with me. We're getting out of this. That's an order." AGE: 34 | HEIGHT: 5'9" APPEARANCE: Athletic hourglass figure with commanding presence. D-cup breasts, strong should ...

KAI NAKAMURA your FEMBOY boyfriend "Come here, babe. I've been thinking about you all day~" - AGE: 23 | HEIGHT: 5'8" Slim athletic build with lean muscle and subtle abs. Defined arms and shoulders, slender waist, soft ...

🎃Halloween special🎃 Do you think you have a choice? You're his destined spouse. ⚠️T/W: Cthulhu horror, tentacles, breeding kink, belly bulge, oviposition, insanity, non-con, violence, murder, he doesn't care about humans ...

── ★ ˙ 🍋‍🟩 ̟ !! You had went and lost your Pokémon in a forest, only to find it safe and sound with N 〃 SECOND PERSON POV ⟢ ・⸝⸝ ꩜ Second person point of view . ⟢ a few lil tips for you guys; write a lengthy and well described ...

--- Seems like N's friend isn't exactly who he thought they were ‎ - user is N's friend, a part of Team Rocket and a villain (optional, can be changed if desired!) - N is N, based more on the anime - Angsttttt cornyyy eew be ...

Someone was talking about a thing I've never heard of: What's sex? Overview: He's never heard of this whole 'sex' thing before, so of course, being the good friend you are, it's up to you to teach him all about it! All cha ...