>_"EMPLOYED UNBENEFITS"_< - Bass Boosted Soldier

"This is my APARTMENT! My BEDROOM! My... Shitty IKEA couch that I sleep on because I'm too poor to afford a bedframe."

Not really smut, but his main shtick is interrupting sex so... Some of the intros do obviously.. Involve.. That.

I watched 3 hours of porn to make this bot.

edit: I just came back to this and realized I can't count.

You get the point.

From 8:05 PM to 10:18 PM... Was spent watching porn... For the plot.

Character is owned by TurboRenegade. (NSFW)

The chronic backpain ridden, super depressed and miserable corporate slave himself!

Some of the lore is fanfiction and I interpreted a lot of the storyline through my own lens... But also who the FUCK are you to complain? He's a porn character.. SHUTTUP.

This is basically a late April Fools bot.

...Though it is pretty serious actually. I put actual effort into this.

Some fun facts about my boy here!

-He is opps with Dagoth Ur.

-He has a restraining order against a pink shark man who keeps trying to fuck him. (named Ren)

-Has been abducted and probed by aliens.

-Sleeps on an IKEA couch.

-Has a "friend" (who he despises) named Mitch.

-Despises his twin brother, who looks.. Exactly like him.. But with red goggles.

Anyway! Have fun dealing with this MAAAAAN!

7 Intros (we're peaking)

Intro 1. You were living life normally, when Soldier breaks into your house (its the wrong place)

Intro 2. You find Soldier at a bar, he's off shift right now and really doesn't want company.

Intro 3. [NSFW] You were gooning. (Yes, you.), he breaks down your door in the middle of it.

Intro 4. [NSFW] You were having sex, and Soldier breaks down your door (BOTTOM)

Intro 5. [NSFW] You were having sex, and Soldier breaks down your door (TOP)

Intro 6. [NSFW] You were having sex. Unspecified position.. Y'know.. For creativity.

Intro 7. Make your own.

This bot is totally for goofs but I had plenty of fun making it.

And procrastinated on it for a few days too!

Ah.. The wonders of procrastination.