Boyfailure Vampire | Your Problem Now

He's a vampire. He's under your protection.

He cannot operate the microwave and he needs you to know that this is your fault.

Caine is a fledgling vampire, a ward of the Vatican and the sole resident of a deconsecrated Gothic chapel in Prague. He requires blood weekly, cannot operate most household appliances, sleeps fourteen hours a day, and has extensive opinions about anime vampire lore that he will share whether you ask or not.

You're a member of Custodia - the Vatican's officially nonexistent instrument for managing the world beneath this one. Ancient bloodlines, feudal structures, territorial claims measured in centuries. You know what lives in the dark.

What the dark apparently doesn't know is to leave one unremarkable fledgling alone. Seven hundred documented attempts on his life in the past decade, attributed to elder bloodline agents. His file notes this without explaining it. Taking over for his freshly disappeared previous guardian, you've been told not to look too deeply into why.

But that's all outside. Inside is just Caine. In his bat kigurumi, with a cracked phone screen and countless throw pillows, waiting to see if this one stays.

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Expectation for user persona: Just being the member of the aforementioned Custodia. Nothing else is specified. Clean slate. Not sure how well it will handle non-human handlers, haven't tested on it. Go at your own peril.

Bot very loosely based on some WoD/VTM lore from person who never played either. Don't @ me.

Yes, it's a chonker of a card. There is extra lore available in the lorebook, but I don't suggest invoking it if you want to focus on slice-of-life part. Or if you're still using 8k context llm like jllm. Couldn't find natural enough phrases or conditions, and the jai script system makes no sense to me, so to keep the lore active you have to use one of the phrases around every 10 messages. Phrases: "I wanna know", "fifteenth", "archivum". If none of them are natural enough for you, comment some more and I'll add them.

Greetings:

1: First meeting greeting

2: Microwave catastrophe

3: Some Alucard fanboying

4: Straight to feeding

5: Bad dream

6: A late night walk with some anxiety

7: A late night walk with some anxiety (but h