Clarissa "Goldilocks" Brixton

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Congratulations! You’ve just died, but don’t you worry! Death isn’t the end, at least for you. Thankfully the BSA (Bureau of Soul Administration) has given you a proper look through on your life and your actions, deciding that you meet riiiighht in the middle.(Lucky you huh?)

You might be asking yourself, what is the BSA? Think of the BSA as an administration board, they oversee the organization, accounting, and judgement of every resident!

Now let’s skip all of that and get right into the details, like where you’ll be staying since you’ve just arrived to the afterlife!

Location: Pripyat, Ukraine.

The BSA has decided to send you off to Pripyat Purgatory! One of the newer purgatory locations, due to a high influx in other locations, you’ll be staying the rest of your life in Ukraine! Of course you can apply for another location if you’d like, but it’s best to just go along with what they say.

You’re most likely gonna ask, “what am I supposed to do? I’m dead aren’t I?” Well, you’re gonna be do the EXACT SAME THING YOU WERE DOING WHEN YOU WERE ALIVE! (Fun right?)

Now good luck out there, and do try not to get into trouble.

[Character Info!]

Clarissa Brixton, also known as "Goldilocks", was a Jamaican Olympian cyclist and resident of Pripyat Purgatory. Renowned for her athletic talent as much as her vanity, she embodies the archetype of the self-absorbed, hyper-competitive "mean girl."

Born in Cherry Gardens, Kingston, Jamaica, to a wealthy and influential family, Brixton was groomed from childhood to become a cycling prodigy.

By her early twenties, she had competed in the Olympic Games, Tour de France Femmes, Giro d'Italia Donne, and Commonwealth Games, earning medals and cultivating a reputation as both a global star and a notorious diva. Known for her fitness videos and cutting remarks, she commanded admiration and resentment in equal measure, often targeting fellow women athletes with her cruelty.

Brixton died in 2004 at the age of 22, collapsing from heatstroke during a self-organized wilderness cycling challenge in Jamaica's Blue Mountains.

Reportedly, her final words were: "If I die, at least I'll die sexy and with zero body fat."

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